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Y’all I just learned that unusually high sugar and carb cravings are a symptom of dopamine deficiency
If you’re adhd and experience a deep and all-encompassing urge to eat cake at least five times a day boy do I have news for you
#Also bit of a tangent but read an interesting article#where it suggested it wasn’t the sugar itself that makes kids hyperactive#But potentially the red food coloring that’s in a lot of candies#the effect was particularly notable in ADHD kids#So if u/ur kid has ADHD and get super hyper after eating sugar take a look at what form it’s in#bc if it’s something like skittles vs just chocolate then it could be the food coloring#in which case switching to an uncolored sugary substitute might help with hyperactivity#(also that food coloring is carcinogenic so even without ADHD wouldn’t recommend it lol)
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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet
#Bet op’s friend wouldn’t believe how smooth sharks are either#also the “practical points” of a pet chimp are sending me#Like just imagining them just doing some basic household chores#washing dishes and getting sprayed by the spoons#You hear a shriek and a plate flies from the kitchen
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Poké-doodles~ These were also made for that online role play I mentioned a while back!
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a pmd2 grovyle warm up inspired by the recent posts by Lorenzo Colangeli on instagram :)
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#The way it looks like he’s looking at the camera too#Beads of sweat forming on his forehead#“Man I can’t not betray this guy*
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Madoka
◆ Dress >>> https://lolitawardrobe.com/quotnyanyaquot-x-quotpuella-magi-madoka-magicaquot-collaboration-quotakemi-homura-themed-setquot-amp-quotmadoka-kaname-themed-setquot_p8288.html
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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@rhode-island-empire look
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why was the rotom pokedex like that btw
#Alsjajdjakfjakfkakf#Rotom dex my friend rotom dex#Forgot the personality was like that#But honestly it was such a cool idea#Like sure let’s just have a little guy to chat with#Would’ve been fun if they combined it with the pokemon amie so you could “talk” to ur pokemon#Like you go to select beans and they say “hey rowlet says they want a rainbow bean to max their _____ stat!” or something
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Marvelous things happening on my dash this morning
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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#Real#the other one that always gets me is banks#“Heehee were open 9-4 and have a 2 hour lunch break :3”#Why are you all taking lunch at the same time oh my god???#You walk in and there’s like 6 employees right#You don’t ALL need to be eating at the SAME TIME#At the very time that happens to correspond to other employed people’s lunch breaks in fact#The very time when they might be venturing out to try and accomplish bankly tasks#I think a lot of these official places would benefit from being closed Monday instead of one of the weekend days#And opening/closing later#Like instead of their hours being 9-5 like everyone else maybe be like 11-7?#Bc they’re services that ppl need they’re not just office jobs
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Cool fact: when magnezone are sick they start losing control of their magnetic pull and attract unwanted objects to themselves
Bonus tip: don't leave all of your metal utensils including the giant pot of hot water on your stove unattended
#Hope they’re feeling better now#Good lord tho#Sick pokemon is such a concept tho#Like you’ve got some kind of elemental creature with bizarre powers that could influence the very fabric of reality#Now what if it got sick bc it ate something dirty off of the ground :(
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