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My highlight of this year’s Fantasy Basel!

This guy was ridiculously amazing (sadly I have no name to tag) and so nice. I really enjoyed my Fire Keeper cos even though it was merely a rushed plan B costume.

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Ah, so that’s where the fire keeper soul goes.

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Ashen one, my thanks for the eyes thou'st given. But Fire Keepers are not meant to have eyes. It is forbidden. These will reveal, through a sliver of light, frightful images of betrayal. A world without fire. Ashen one, is this truly thy wish? 

(x)

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Source

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its okay to kill me for making these.

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Blue Diamond meets all of the Dark Souls boss requirements: She’s tragic, terrifying, and graceful. Also she’s really tall. 

GO WATCH THE TRAILER IF YOU HAVEN’T

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Is it weird one of my favorite things about Soulsborne is the boss names? They are always so grandiose. Like, it’s not “Lord Gwyn,” it’s “GWYN, LORD OF CINDER.” It’s not “Lady Maria,” it’s “LADY MARIA OF THE ASTRAL CLOCKTOWER.” It’s not “Queen Mytha” or even “Wicked Queen Mytha,” it’s “MYTHA, THE BANEFUL QUEEN.”

And then there’s motherfucking “Pinwheel.”

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MANUS WE GOTTA RESPECT WOMEN

I͖̳̥̥̙̦͖F̘ ̖̝̺͇̹͝S̴̖̙͍̭͍̤H̗͇͕̝̗̲E̗ ̮̤͈̕��B͔͔̘̤̝͓R̸͖̻͖͚̞E͔͉A̭̠͇͉̗Ṱ̟̟̣͉̬Ḩ͉E̙̱̰̰̠̜̙S͟ͅ,̩̫͍̯̜̫̫ ̺͔͉S҉̼̘ͅH̗͍͈̲̦E̕'̦̳̗̠̮̕S̨͓̻ ̶̪A̺͙͞ T̥̲̹̣H͉̜̫O̦̖͢ͅT̯͇

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, MANUS

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DARK SOULS III >> Reinforcement & infusion materials

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Reupload of my WIP animation for @htromak‘s Solaire mech model!

This was a lot of fun to animate I just wish I didn’t accidentally tag a porn-blog instead of htromak. WHOOPS.

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I’M FUCKING SHOOK

So picture me, playing some Dark Souls for the very first time, now 20 hours in and happily (…kinda) grinding my way through Blighttown with my faithful character Bepis Jones V. I don’t know most of the mechanics but I’ve got a solid grasp on the controls and some great armor and weaponry, plus a bit of pyromancy.

Along the way, I get how most people get in Blighttown (I’ve heard), and decide I need help. So I decide to do what the game told me to ages ago for the second time: summon an NPC helper. So, I try to call up my main man Solaire, but instead the summon rock thingy offers me a different NPC with an odd name. I figure it’s probably as good as Solaire, and summon it. I’m greeted with a wizard who immediately starts wrecking shit all over; goddamn, this NPC is broken! After a few minutes of running into walls, I continue my journey, little wizard NPC friend following along as happy as can be. Occasionally, I wave and beckon to it, jumping for joy as I recklessly run into big bugs and wizard friend saves me. It sometimes bows back; cool AI, I thought. I also sometimes hit and knock it into holes for my amusement. It always gets back out but I have a good laugh.

Finally, as most DS runs go, I fall into a pit. I’m dead, NPC is banished to the shadow realm until I get my humanity back or something, blah blah blah. AND THEN THE “NPC” SENDS ME A FRIEND REQUEST ON STEAM I WASTED THIS PERFECTLY NICE GUY’S TIME FOR AN HOUR DOING STUPID SHIT BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS AN NPC I DID NOT REALIZE DARK SOULS HAD COOPERATIVE MULTIPLAYER

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Wears this to my gamer friend’s funeral

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Look at this amazing art!

Credits on the image.

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Beach time 3

Priscilla and Solaire having fun in the sea :3