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[drill-peck]

gotcha. caterpie are pretty much just the hot dogs of kantoan wildlife so i've never had to worry about poison powder or stingers.

Anyways now that the weird anons are gone, reblog with your dream bug type. Can be any breed any crossbreed I just wanna see smth

[drill-peck]

i'm from kanto, never seen one

Anyways now that the weird anons are gone, reblog with your dream bug type. Can be any breed any crossbreed I just wanna see smth

[drill-peck]

all bugs are good for is bird food. so like caterpie i guess, they're pretty nutritious

Anyways now that the weird anons are gone, reblog with your dream bug type. Can be any breed any crossbreed I just wanna see smth

[drill-peck]

they famously like pulling at shiny things. fucking awful idea

[Image of a murcrow with pericings, it seems to take print in wearing the shinies]

This seems illegal. I’m not even going to ask how you managed to pierce this thing without getting hit with a full power dark pulse—

But how the Cel have none of those been ripped out by another Pokémon yet? Especially another Murkrow? Op this is a terrible idea.

[drill-peck]

can't prove a theory with a sample size of 1 though. best to release as many ariados as possible into the local arcade, just to be safe

Do you think If I set up a dance pad just right I could teach my Ariados DDR

[drill-peck]

no. i think ariadoses instinctively know ddr from the moment they're hatched

Do you think If I set up a dance pad just right I could teach my Ariados DDR

[drill-peck]

it means you're short and they feel positively about you

Short queen👍

I do not know what this means.

[drill-peck]

idk about the bullshit you got going on in hoenn but in kanto our legendaries are extremely stoppable.

I am Eris. I am the leader of Team Apostasy. I will not let anyone derail me from my goal.

If you are receiving this message it is because we believe you could be a great addition to our team.

We are Team Apostasy, we mean you no harm. Our mission is for the good of all.

The term 'team' is mainly for aesthetics (and to get more attention, all publicity is good publicity) In truth, we are a revolution.

We wish to free humanity from the shackles our 'gods' keep us in.

Our Legendaries, our 'gods' hold no empathy for their creations. We are their playthings, nothing more than a sick joke and a form of entertainment.

So I ask you, do you truly wish to live under the tyrannical rule of those that pretend to care? Do you wish to live in fear of these creatures?

Or do you wish to rise up and fight against them?

It is your decision, we await your response.

@team-apostasy-official

... Your offer intrigues me. And I sympathize with your cause.

But you do realize how this sounds, right? If they truly hold all the power legends say they did, no amount of mega evolution, Z moves, terastalizing... I don't even think Dynamaxing could make any of us hold a candle to beasts that control time, space, have the ability to evaporate the ocean or flood every region, just to name a few.

Do you have any sort of plan on how to do this?

[drill-peck]

Nictoria, I just thought you should be aware... that drill-peck boy is actually a violent criminal. You're obviously a very normal, law abiding citizen so it only seemed right that you should know to avoid him.

I don’t know what you mean Anon, Nash has never done anything wrong or been in any sort of troublesome events especially near the cycling road. You should go get some rest.

[drill-peck]

that sorta feels like a dentist demanding to be called doctor but ok

I wish it was more common practice for people to put their Trainer Class or other title on their blogs. I have very little idea how to refer to many people here.

[drill-peck]

probably but who wants that hassle?

also im not gonna start calling you veterinarian sophora just fyi

I wish it was more common practice for people to put their Trainer Class or other title on their blogs. I have very little idea how to refer to many people here.

[drill-peck]

you know my trainer class but you never call me bird keeper nash

I wish it was more common practice for people to put their Trainer Class or other title on their blogs. I have very little idea how to refer to many people here.

[drill-peck]

first of all i'm 20 now.

second of all you came into my ask box calling me a fucking poser. sorry i didn't respond with hugs and kisses and asking to be your best friend.

third of all i think you're kids because you've always acted like fucking babies every time you've spoken to me. being this invested in beef with a teenager isn't exactly adult shit.

@drill-peck you're alive? i genuinely thought you died or something

No idea what you’re talking about I’m regular citizen Nictoria Lawnzap and nothing bad has happened to me ever.

[drill-peck]

i also don't remember why you hated my guts but i suspect its because you never really had a reason

@drill-peck you're alive? i genuinely thought you died or something

No idea what you’re talking about I’m regular citizen Nictoria Lawnzap and nothing bad has happened to me ever.

[drill-peck]

i specifically don't believe that your whole shit is real, though

people make WAY too big of a deal about catching legendaries on this site tbh. so you're the "chosen of zekrom" or whatever, its not that fuckin hard to catch one of those things.

like i literally caught articuno like 3 months ago and forgot to post about it

[drill-peck]

yeah. damn girl put up a bit of a fight too. took like three ultra balls to catch her.

not my toughest catch ever but probably my fourth or fifth.

@drill-peck you're alive? i genuinely thought you died or something

No idea what you’re talking about I’m regular citizen Nictoria Lawnzap and nothing bad has happened to me ever.

[drill-peck]

[The only response is a video file.

The camera pans across the rooftop of an apartment building where a makeshift bird sanctuary has been built. Among the many bird feeders is an enormous Fearow, a Cramorant, and a Kilowattrel lackadaisically picking at various forms of bird food.

The camera pans even further to the right and for a moment the dazzling blue form of a Kantoan Articuno can be seen, before the feed cuts.]

@drill-peck you're alive? i genuinely thought you died or something

No idea what you’re talking about I’m regular citizen Nictoria Lawnzap and nothing bad has happened to me ever.