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drinkteaanddream · 8 months
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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drinkteaanddream · 8 months
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This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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happy pride specifically to everyone who went "yes i'm very interested in the queer community and trying to learn more and yes some things are very relatable BUT i'm totally not part of it myself" and then needed some time before going "oh"
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else's fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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The thing is you read too much 19th century Brit Lit and that's literally just how you start to talk. Was speaking with a friend about another friend and I said "he's very agreeable, but he lacks discernment" like that was in any way a normal way to phrase that sentiment.
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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Welcome to Dimension 20: Dungeons and Drag Queens, a new 4-episode season that premieres June 28th on @dropoutdottv! Starring Monét X Change, Alaska Thunderfuck, Bob the Drag Queen, Jujubee, and Brennan Lee Mulligan. FAQ here: https://bit.ly/DandDQFAQ
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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they should put testosterone in sour gummy worms
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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I’m Ria Khan. I am going to be a stuntwoman. My sister Lena is the only person who believes in me, but lately she’s been seeing this guy who I think is a bit of a smarmy wanker. Now, I’m not being dramatic, but these people are evil.
Polite Society (2023) dir. Nida Manzoor
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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You ever just have a really disconcerting dream then when you wake up it's obvious it wasn't real but you're still relieved. Anyway new fear unlocked: I do not want to be the sole witness/survivor of a rapture like mass abduction of children, biblical flood and all
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!
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drinkteaanddream · 1 year
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Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money
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