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he’s so cute in this movie and FOR WHAT?!?

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Necessarily (and Respectfully) Zoomed-In 4K gifs [81 of ?]

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The Hotch Olympics

Stacking– the rules are simple: catch Hotch on the phone and see how many things you can hand him before he notices. The record to beat is over twenty things including a stapler, a pack of paper, three legal pads, his own badge, and (although it was only done once) a printer. If he catches you, pausing his phone conversation, you’ve been “caught” and must start over at zero. The Winners: Garcia for handing him the printer (you just can’t beat that) and JJ for the twenty items (it was a long meeting)

The Suit Jacket– that man will die in his suit jacket in the summer because he’s so damn stubborn. So, the challenge is successfully getting him out of it but he can’t suspect a thing. Some classics are the “jeez, it’s kinda cold inside the precinct :(” and making sad faces until he shrugs it off and hands it to whomever is complaining but only JJ and Garcia can pull this one off. Plus the hard part is then hiding it from him for hours. The Winner: Emily because she has balls of steal and poured coffee on his jacket while he was in it, no one can top that

The “Misplaced It”– there are two ways to successfully qualify for this one. Either move his file/pen while he’s doing paperwork on a case or shifting everything in his office two inches to the left. The Winners: Emily for moving everything in his office, Reid for moving his pen and file to the opposite side of the able where Hotch had been sitting (he didn’t notice either).

“Steal His Coffee!!”– This one might be bullying but he drinks way too much coffee so it’s for his own good. This one is an ambush sort of situation. Every time he pours a cup of coffee, take it. Even if it’s nine in the morning (because more than likely, he’s already had three cups). The Winner: Morgan took about three cups from Hotch in the break room and then drank from them in front of Hotch

“Literally Anything that Isn’t His Name”– this one is wholesome despite it’s name. This one can only be done once a year or so because they all have to do it. The rule is simple: for the day you can’t call Hotch any variation of his name. Some classics are: “dad” (Reid), “kiddo” (Dave), “dude” (Morgan but it’s really funny to see Hotch actually respond to it), “A-Aron” (only allowed because it’s funny), “mac daddy” (Emily and her balls of steal

Hotch is very aware that his team is messing with him. He doesn’t say anything because they’re having fun and most of their little games work in his favor. Besides the name one, he hates that one. There’s something deeply unsettling about Emily Prentiss calling him mac daddy while she tells him what she found at the coroners. She only pulls out in the worst possible times too. (he does secretly enjoy being called kiddo and dad though…)

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Part 1

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SEASON 2: five,  fight scenes

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Cinematic parallels

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This kid is a maniac and I love it.

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Two questions- one: if the BAU were in a marching band, what instruments would they play? (I am a heavily biased clarinet player) two: if they were in a rock band together, which role would each team member fill?

Okay! So! Bear with me I know nothing about music I am not musically inclined at all.

Spencer is a clarinet player and I think JJ probably would be too. They always stand together at the back.

Emily always wants to go for the instrument that 80% of the student body doesn’t know about. So, maybe a cornet?

Penelope does the Piccolo and she stands just in front of JJ and Spencer. She always begs to play the cymbals though. She thinks they’re fun.

Derek plays the bass drum and the tuba but he doesn’t like the tuba very much.

Hotch is the side drummer or NO WAIT he’s the conductor. Rossi can be the side drummer.

And for a rock band:

Emily is the lead singer and she’s also the one who stops all the arguments when they pop up. JJ is backup and she’s usually the one begging everyone to let newbies in (so far Spencer is all she’s managed to get).

Spencer doesn’t play but he’s somehow found himself attached to the group. He fixes things when they break, does the audio and set-up before they play. He’s also smuggled into clubs/venues that he’s technically too young for just because the rest of them love having him around. About three months into him hanging out, the team discover that he’s amazing on the keyboard and the rest is history. Derek says he likes Spencer’s voice too, but Spencer hates it and would never sing unless he was begged into it.

Penelope writes the songs and hypes them up before gigs. Sometimes (but it’s becoming a regular occurrence) she also sings with JJ.

Rossi is probably the bass and Hotch maybe the lead guitarist? I don’t know, I also feel like Derek could be the lead.

Derek is the drummer and he’s in charge of getting them gigs (which he’s great at) but he will NOT stop flirting with Penelope and Spencer. It’s a joke, lighthearted flirting is his entire nature but Hotch hates it. “He’s seventeen, stop it.” “Yeah he’s seventeen and nobody takes any notice of him. He has no self confidence, you don’t think I’m trying to fix that, Aaron?” Derek continually compliments Spencer when he sings (as rare as that is) and won’t stop asking him to try singing for “just one song, please, please...”

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patrick in every episode - s01e01: looking for now

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I don’t know anything about being a woman. Is that what it is? You do things like drink wine?

Sure. You drink. Champagne if you’re happy. Champagne, if you’re sad. You drive a car. Gamble if you want. Own diamonds. Learn how to fire a gun. You travel to Morocco. Take up lovers. Make them suffer. You look a tiger in the eye. And trust without fear. That’s what it is to be a woman.

-Jojo Rabbit (2019)

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Thanks to @kardcore for all the help with the effects and giving me the background, ur such a peach 

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maybe neo from the matrix and johnny silverhand from cyberpunk 2077 should like …. hang out 

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The inherent Homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Neo and Morpheus from The Matrix had going on

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Me: wow it smells like updanger in here

You:

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Goodfellas (1990)