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Kate McKinnon (and her tongue) (and that suit) (and her swag) on the red carpet at CinemaCon 2018

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I’m kidding you were gone 2 seconds.

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who else stopped breathing during this sketch

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And then you smiled, and holy shit, I blew it.

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Just a few daily doses of Holtzmann ⬇️

Enough just never seems like enough when it comes to Holtzy…

I NEED MORE! 😱

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Alternatives for 25 overused words in writing

1. Interesting- note worthy; thought-provoking; fascinating; attracting; appealing; attention-grabbing; captivating; gripping; invigorating; engrossing; engaging; electrifying.  

2. Beautiful- striking; stunning; magnificent; lovely; charming; gorgeous; radiant; dazzling.

3. Good- acceptable, wonderful, exceptional; positive; brilliant; first-rate; notable; stellar; favorable; superb; marvellous; prime.

4. Bad- awful; lousy; poor; unacceptable; crummy; dreadful; rough; inferior; substandard; atrocious; appalling; dreadful; defective.

5. Look- glance; fixate; observe; stare; gaze; peer; scan; watch; study; browse; eye; glimpse; review; inspect.

6. Nice- lovely; superior; pleasant; satisfying; delightful; likeable; agreeable; correct; adequate; swell; fair; okay; approved.

7. Very- extremely; exceedingly; exceptionally; immensely; tremendously; abundantly; particularly; remarkably.

8. Fine- satisfactory; worthy; respectable; exquisite; suitable; well; imposing; decent; admirable; praise-worthy; decent.

9. Happy- cheerful; delighted; pleased; content; amused; thrilled; elated; thrilled; ecstatic; on cloud 9. 

10. Really- genuinely; truly; honestly; actually; undoubtedly; certainly; remarkably; incredibly; downright; unquestionably; extremely.

11. Sad- miserable; gloomy; devastated; down at heard; distraught; distressed; dispirited; sorrowful; downcast; feeling blue; desolate.

12. Big- massive; huge; giant; gigantic; enormous; large; colossal; immense; bulky; tremendous; hefty; sizable; extensive; great; substantial. 

13. Shocked- taken aback; lost for words; flabbergasted; staggered; outraged; astonished; astounded; stunned; speechless; appalled.

14. Small- tiny; petite; mini; miniature; microscopic; minuscule; compact; pocket-sized; cramped; puny; undersized; limited; meager; modest; minute; pint-sized. 

15. Angry- irate; enraged; touchy; cross; resentful; indignant; infuriated; wound-up; worked-up; seething; raging; heated; bitter; bad-tempered; offended; frustrated. 

16. Know- understand; comprehend; realize; learn; perceive; recognize; grasp; sense.

17. Change- alter; transform; replace; diversify; adjust; adapt; modify; remodel; vary; evolve; transfigure; redesign; refashion; advance; transition; shift; adjustment.

18. Old- aged; ancient; matured; elderly; senior; veteran; decrepit; seasoned; venerable; past one’s prime; doddering; senile.

19. Think- ponder; reflect; conceive; imagine; contemplate; consider; determine; realize; visualize; guess/assume; conclude; envision. 

20. Funny- comical; ludicrous; amusing; droll; entertaining; absurd; hilarious; silly; whimsical; hysterical; joking; witty; facetious; slapstick; side-splitting; knee-slapping.

21. Go- move; proceed; advance; progress; travel; walk; journey; depart; exit; flee; make one’s way; clear out; get underway.

22. Give- grant; donate; hand-out; present; provide; deliver; hand over; offer; award; bestow; supply with; contribute to; send; entrust.

23. Get- acquire; obtain; receive; gain; earn; gather; collect; buy; purchase; attain; score; secure; take possession of; grab.

24. Easy- effortless; simple; clear; smooth; straightforward; uncomplicated; painless; accessible; apparent; basic; plain; child’s play; facile; elementary; cinch. 

25. Fast- agile; brisk; rapid; nimble; swift; accelerated; fleeting; high-speed; active; dashing; winged; hurried; turbo. 

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Just signed!

IMPORTANT

attention all Officials, all Tumblr users, whoever the fuck you are.

This is severely important.

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>> Here’s the link. <<

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Truth

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

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#bigmood

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I’ve never related to something as much and felt as personally offended at the same time.

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Me on a daily basis 😂

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Fartled is a thing. I swear.

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saturday vibes

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My favorite thus far.

Cliff’s Edge

Summary: Songfic: Teen AU where your first love is your lab partner: Jillian Holtzmann. Somehow a study session turns into her taking your hand and demanding adventure. Your destination: Cliff’s Edge.

Words: 2,599

Warnings: Smut!!

A/N: This fic goes from science to smut real quick, be ready.

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  When Holtzmann dances, it’s all in her hips. You sit - stiff but amused - on the edge of your bed, watching her celebratory body rolls. You love that her joy is always so exuberant. At the bemused and impressed look on your physics teacher’s face today, she’d gleefully kicked a chair clear across the classroom. Science project title: Scientific Illusions. Holtz’s idea: ‘can hot water freeze faster than cold water?’ Grade: A*. Your personal understanding of the sorcery Holtz pulled: 0%.

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Me everytime Erin walks onto the room and calls me baby. "At your service my lady." (Sorry I do not know who I got this from as I've had it for months. But credit to that awesome person!)

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Dancing is our favorite past time here at Ghostbusters headquarters.