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Factory Fan Bass: By attaching a disk with holes to the fan, it converts blinks of lights to electric signals and generates sound from a bass amplifier. Different numbers of holes can generate a musical scale, and turning on/off of the power makes it roar.
Created by Ei Wada + Teruo Takahashi(from the iron factory) + Nicos Orchest-Lab
Played by Ei Wada
from Electronicos Fantasticos
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A comedian who’s billed as “politically incorrect” gets up on stage and does a twenty-minute bit about Florida’s constitutional monarchy.
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uk metal bands: The band met in university and bonded over their mutual love of music. They didn't think of starting a band before the gang's weed dealer offered to play bass. Originally Gregory only wanted to write songs about garden gnomes, but the rest of the band told him to shut the fuck up.
US metal bands: The lead singer was born in an apocalyptic christian cult and got excommunicated by 3 different churches as he left. One of his 8 sisters is in prison for first degree murder of her boyfriend over a meth dispute.
Norwegian metal bands: The band met in prison after the head guitarist murdered the bass player of his previous band, and the record company didn't let them use pictures of the murder scene for an album cover. The second bass player escaped the band to start his own apocalyptic christian cult.
Finnish metal bands: The band are childhood friends who were introduced to metal by the drummer's dad. Here are some some pictures of him picking mushrooms with his grandmother :)
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Look, all you science-types classifying “bugs” with your “science names”. Just stop it. The truth is out there. Those are fairies and you know it.
Jeweled flower mantis? That’s a fairy.

Lace bug? Nice try, government. FAIRY.

Satin moth? FUCK YOU. FAIRY.
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You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce
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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.
If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.
If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.
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you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
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People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little
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snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!
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