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Den här helgen var niz. Blir skönt att chilla när jag faktiskt fyller år och inte göra något. Födelsedagsfest i fredags, Seinabo med syster på lördag och mysigaste söndagen med corazon och pojkarna. Bra jävla helg.

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he bread

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how thick do you like your girls?

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surprise boop

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Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

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making out w someone while theyre in your lap and you getting to just casually blatantly feel them up under their clothes? huge fave

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Den här helgen var välbehövlig och goals.

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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

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A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

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via weheartit

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space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then: