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Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy
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how it feels when i get really excited to talk ab a special interest and my friend goes "yeah you've said that before"

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how it feels when i get really excited to talk ab a special interest and my friend goes "yeah you've said that before"

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The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time
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I got flirted with in the coffee creamer aisle at the grocery store. Here are 3 reasons why I didn’t move forward with that.
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when the relatable fictional character commits suicide
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If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.
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Be thankful for the guys and gals that deliver our mail
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IDK what Kripke said about Hughie machoman and Annie saving not wanna be saved stuff BUT
Look our boy Hughie in the end, choosing to give more power to help Annie rather than prefering fake powers for himself.
I love my son. I love them together. They are my babies, your honor.
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endless list of otps: hughie campbell & annie january (the boys) “There’s this kid and he’s climbing up a bridge and he’s gonna kill himself, but then Billy Joel steps out with his harmonica and tells him, ‘Stop. You just have to wait for your second wind.’ And now I feel like I’m that kid and I’m gonna drown. And thank God I found my second wind because it’s you. You’re my second wind.”
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