Sorry guys, but I can barely navigate the hellish vortex between breakfast and dinner, let alone the labyrinth of a good sleep schedule
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✵ Did you tell them? About us? ✵
✵ Of course not. ✵
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"ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢʰᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵉᵉˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳˢ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢʰᵒʳᵉ ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵛⁱˢⁱᵗᵉᵈ." ࿐ ࿔*:・゚
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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Rufus: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Elena: How can you still say that?
Rufus: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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"m/f ships aren't interesting why do people write about them" are you twelve. Honest question
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drawing my favorite jojo villains #5: dio brando
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geology is cursing out the rock you just slid off of and badly bruised your ass on by its exact name
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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir
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women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)
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HORRIBLE DAY to be a solo sikoa fan. jacob fatu when i fucking catch you
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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.
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