"What's this ranch for?" "Ranch." Em, 26. (previously mediocreasslamp)
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>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse
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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.
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Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!
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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic
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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves
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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭
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[FLOWER] after the game against the canucks 12.04.2025
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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room
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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life
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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
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sid crashing the hawks’ social media video
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thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.
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