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is it bad that the acid in my stomach is actually green water slime?? 😓😓

HUH???

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my friend just ate my bread and now they're foaming at the mouth, what do i do

WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT BREAD!?

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help this rock is terrorizing me and my friends

Buy Mach's floor, she'll deal with it guaranteed, since I'm not always there on my floor (I'm quite busy at times, which is the reason why)

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so uh i was doing one of those pretend cutting people in half magic tricks but i seem to have somehow cut my partner in half... uh... his organs are intact but the flesh is diconnected, we're on our way to the hospital but idk if he gonna make it what should i do :(

Hope the hospital manages to heal him correctly, there's not much you can do on your own aside from trying to stop as much bleeding as possible.

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*eats pipe bomb and other goes kaboom*

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can i chew on a bucket

no

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They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

it’s been a few weeks, and it’s clear that you do not have that sense.

You tend to become indifferent to the feelings you've experienced a lot.

Just kidding! I already know about this internet joke, but nice try!

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I has make paella for you

Uh, thanks?

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Uh hey doc! I was getting mushrooms for something I was cooking but...I think I got the wrong ones. All of my guests are passed out and I think one is foaming at the mouth...any ideas?? I can't afford that many murder charges...

BRING THEM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL???

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THE MILITARY HAVE BEEN CONSUMED. GOD IS DEAD. OBAMA IS CRYING. THERE IS NO HOPE.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON AT THIS POINT

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Update:

NEIL CICEIEREGA HASN'T STOPPED AT THE POLICE. HE'S CONSUMING MY NEIGHBORHOOD. IT'S ON THE NEWS. THE MILITARY IS BEING SENT.

WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Yeah, it seems sprained. Here, let me heal it. Retro used her healing lasers to heal the sprain.

*Pod walks over to wherever DRRetro was helping patients at the time, holding their wrist* “Hey, Doc? I think I sprained my wrist or something.”

(I have a post I made a couple minutes ago about all of my regretevator OCs so far, that’s where Pod is. There isn’t much about the characters yet but you can at least get an idea about who she is)

Oh! Here, let me look at it.

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what's that in your pocket, what did you just put in your pocket?!

...My pen?

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*Pod walks over to wherever DRRetro was helping patients at the time, holding their wrist* “Hey, Doc? I think I sprained my wrist or something.”

(I have a post I made a couple minutes ago about all of my regretevator OCs so far, that’s where Pod is. There isn’t much about the characters yet but you can at least get an idea about who she is)

Oh! Here, let me look at it.

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OWP can people send asks as an OC?

Of course! /ooc

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Update: I called the police!

HE ATE THEM TOO

WHAT THE FUCK

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Doctor, Neil cicierega ate my son :( what do I do???

Call the police!? That would be considered murder??