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im really really glad that as a society. weve gone from "everyone sees a nonhuman male character and falls over each other to draw him as a skinny (possibly object headed) guy in a suit", to, "there is a canonical bona fide skinny object head guy in a suit and 50% of the audience sees this, nods their heads solemnly and draws him fat instead"
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The fun thing about having any opinion about deltarune is that no matter what, you're going to upset someone.
#hey man thats the wrong ship#hey man thats the wrong theory#hey man thats the wrong interpretation of 2 sentences#sorry im nearing 30 i do not care
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The surprise announcement of the Silent Hill 1 remake was really awesome
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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People on Tumblr love to subvert something that is already subverted and wind up with the normal thing again.
#its really funny how high some people get off their own farts like#you're not a modern philosopher. You're just overthinking something because you're dehydrated/stoned/sleep deprived#half of you sound like you get 5 hours of sunlight a week
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It’s kind of crazy how animals just are kind of glad you’re here just because you’re alive

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i've been on tumblr a loooong time but i didn't ever have a fandom phase so idk what half of u are talking about sometimes
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Hes Chilling
Ace will be for sale this Saturday on Makeship!!!!
GET NOTIFIED WHEN IT DROPS HERE
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"THERE IS NO SPECTRES
THERE IS NO GUARDIANS
AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF A THOUSAND FACES."
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just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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