Andrew 24 Pansexual 01100101 01101110 01100010 01111001
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off
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Folks, it has happened again on another job I applied for.
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New gender dropped at some job I was applying for
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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
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They should invent a bear that is not dangerous and wants to be my friend and cuddle
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Pro tip: If you are making salsa from scratch, cut the onion FIRST
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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they need to invent retractable boobs for nonbinary people (me)
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Women that like hearing “good girl” always have good pussy
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i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun
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biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
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I'm just like all normal girls in their 20s i need lots of plushies and insane gay sex
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