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[druid-of-fungus]

“And try not exploding next time, okay?”

*goes back in time and stops every time you have ever been pet from happening*

No.

[druid-of-fungus]

“Skeleton key. Like a lockpick, but better. Since I live in hekkin skeleton city, they’re not hard to come across. More weird trinkets at my shop, if you’re interested.”

*goes back in time and stops every time you have ever been pet from happening*

No.

[druid-of-fungus]

*goes back in time and stops every time you have ever been pet from happening*

No.

[druid-of-fungus]

“Well, however you were planning to survive, the explosion was you. The bomb can’t be protected, it has to be defused.”

*the merchant tosses you something akin to a skeleton key*

“For your troubles.”

*goes back in time and stops every time you have ever been pet from happening*

No.

[druid-of-fungus]

“Don’t you f***ing dare.”

*goes back in time and stops every time you have ever been pet from happening*

No.

[druid-of-fungus]

“You were exploding. I don’t think you want that.”

*goes back in time and stops every time you have ever been pet from happening*

No.

[druid-of-fungus]

*stops every time you’ve been pet AGAIN to stop you from exploding*

*goes back in time and stops every time you have ever been pet from happening*

No.

[druid-of-fungus]

“Ah, I see. You’ll have to find that one yourself… I couldn’t myself. Renowned thief, that one, but after I managed to lasso them in mycelium they used what I assume is some spacial magic to get away. No idea where.”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

“We’re all undead. Which undead are you looking for?”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

“Which one?”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

“…fair. Where are you going, exactly?”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

“Right, right… now get out! I’m trying to clean in here.”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

“Ay, ya gonna keep loitering or will you actually buy something?”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

(Ooc)Sorry I’ve been playing portal revolution and shoveling snow the entire time I’ve been not responding

“210. Got a bit of plant life in there, do you realize how hard that is to find down here? No idea how it’s even still alive…”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

“Well, is a stereotype wrong if it’s correct? Anyhoo, I’d sell that for 250.”

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[druid-of-fungus]

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

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