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I would have a bestselling novel because im currently working on one and be paid $150k a year to work in a library because a t that point i might as well save up to buy it which would give me all the time in the world to read

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World: Tumblr is the weirdest place on the internet.
Us: No we aren’t!!!
Also Us: Makes long posts about screwing Optimus Prime

WHAT
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Who else here is sick of this Corona Virus shit?
If you are one if the kids out there who is in AP and Dual Enrollment classes, let me know how you have to do school work
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Maybe then we wouldn’t have so many problems with this darn country
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Anyone who thinks any wise is an invalid human being!!!
Personally I think John Mulaney should be legally required to host SNL every year
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