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Have A Seat, Garfield

Reference image by cutabello

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Like a Golem, previously some inert earthen material, that has been emptied of any signs of life.

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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Same, man.

He has plagued my mind.

And my playlist.

Apparently I'm in the top 0.05% of listeners for Shayfer James?? I mean, I listen to his music a lot. But I didn't think it was that much.

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Subway paid for that reply.

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

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Sleepy sandwich time baybee.

Principal's breakfast

Tagging: @zoeythefloppyceilingchild. @neko-sufis-world. @lunamagic-pink1977. @shadycosplayinbaldiaskblog. @in0ts0phia. @/Everyone else.

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HA! I LLLLLOVE BUG HUNTER, SUCKAAAA!

who wants to let me make a playlist of music i 100% guarantee theyve never heard before, and never heard of the artist either?

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NOTHING defeats ADHD like portal 2 mein GOTT

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Discus playing gf to give you a throwjob

snail gf to give you a slowjob…

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sorry for being autistic about shayfer james (it will happen again)

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I literally cant fucking breathe 

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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

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I have mine!

I wish I could see a list of everyone who has had a crush on me

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from

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You have my attention.

girl live, girl die, and girl cock