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Your source of daily T-Swizzle news. Just kidding. But no, really...that's all I really talk about
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like 10 years ago I went to my dad’s office for the day and made this list of swears I knew (I was 7)
fast forward to now and apparently he kept it and now it’s hanging on his wall for him to always remember
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It’s a scene and we’re out here in plain sight. (insp)
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All women, including very thin women, have lower bellies that go out slightly instead of in because THERE ARE ORGANS THERE, and that is photoshopped out of models as though having organs shaping the female body is somehow a flaw??
Butts, bellies, and breasts look different when the body is bent in different positions, because skin and fat move, and gravity is a thing. Strange to know that women are humans, hm?
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when you forget to turn on the wifi and realize you’ve been using your data all this time
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The intetviewer's face tho
Tell me he isn’t the cutest little shit, I dare you. +
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Notice how everybody's head turns when she says that tho
SWEERAN FEELS
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Me: *has a half hour feminist argument to no one in my head*
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Signs That Bring Out The Best in Eachother
Aries: Sagittarius, Leo
Taurus: Capricorn, Virgo
Gemini: Aquarius, Libra
Cancer: Pisces, Scorpio
Leo: Sagittarius, Aries
Virgo: Capricorn, Taurus
Libra: Gemini, Aquarius
Scorpio: Cancer, Pisces
Sagittarius: Aries, Leo
Capricorn: Virgo, Taurus
Aquarius: Gemini, Libra
Pisces: Cancer, Scorpio
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i make about 1,989 taylor swift references everyday
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can we talk about how Seattle’s station 106.1 literally changed their name to Swift FM for the day and are only playing Taylor songs for the duration of the 24 hours she’s in the city……….. DO I RUN THIS RADIO STATION HONESTLY?
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I TOLD HER THAT HER AND CALVIN WERE CUTE AND SHE DID A SNEAKY LITTLE SMILE
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HAPPY FIVE MONTHS FOR TAYVIN
IT’S NOW THE 25TH IN THE UK WHICH MEANS ITS TAYVIN’S FIVE MONTH ANNIVERSARY I SWEAR IM NOT CRYING I JUST GOT A LITTLE TAYVIN IN MY EYE
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