drunkenfetus

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wow, is this shit supposed to be a poem?

it sucks.

wow, this post is edgy don’t read it

or do

please don’t though

why am i posting it?

because i have no respect for my own wishes

i am a well spring of despair

yet i really don’t care

i ignore my knowledge of reality

i soak the bliss of synthetic ignorance

then return to painful introspect

despair is with me, yet i go on

there must be an end eventually

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"One dutch, two dutch, Queens of the double dutch, we skip better than you by that much, watch our feet out moves are sweet, our double dutch is hard to beat!

- Heinz Doofenshmirtz's Double Dutch Machine

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I think Chef Kawasaki and Bonkers are friends

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wow, what a sore-ass bitch, WHO CARES IF THEY ANSWERED WITH THE WRONG TYPE OF ELEMENT.

question for sigma: what is your most hated element?

“Air, Delta uses it on me all the time and it ruins my appearance!”

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*GASP*

I LIVE

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here’s scott chamberlain’s sofurry profile, which im kind of shocked hasnt been taken down yet

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lmfao roiland got caught not giving his animators proper payment nor benefits and threw a fucking fit

but hey yall

pickle rick or some shit

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Oh no.. both of them.

Oh god theres two of them now.

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Two of you!

Oh god theres two of them now.

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Oh god theres two of them now.

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Oh come on, even I have a inexplicable loathing for tom!

🚫fuck off assholes🚫

@authors-domain is my significant other and is amazing. If you think he’s anything but amazing and super cool go die in a bottomless pit while fire ants eat you alive.

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Is this better or worse? I have no idea.

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Im lazy.

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No

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Maybe it's because you are an idiot?

(╥ ◇ ╥) I love you wonderful people

(⊙〃⊙) like siblings of course

(・^・) I am terrible, why do I even post this

＼ (◎﹏◎)／ I could just delete all of this and pretend I never typed it!!!!!

(-△-) Haec omnia auxiliatus sum ut in me maybe interpretari Google secretum?

(＊◇＊) eh who am I kidding, I’ve no real reason to not put this up, it’s not like I have followers anyhoo,

ヽ(^Σ ^) why did I do this?

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Nah that's just you

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.