Welcome to my blog! I am a literal child of the 80s and very likely old to be most people on this site's mother. Hope you like Robots, Homestuck, NOT SAFE FOR WORK/SANITY, and other random droppings. Also may contain un-tagged gifs, Homestuck, fandom posts, and personal opinions. If bothers you, please just be polite and send me a message. Or hit the back button, whichever is easier for you. Have fun and enjoy your stay.Side blogs: Games of Solitaire {An Blog of Solo RPGs}vthehappylurker-fanfiction {A backup just in case.} Other Pseudonyms: V the Happy Lurker; V; Dr. Palmer (SCP); Hey you!; Dude; The V; She Who Needs A Nap; She Who Procrastinates Way Too Much Please fill my box.
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Creepy demon from “This Night I’ll Possess Your Corpse”(1967) Great Brazilian horror film. Directed by, Jose Mojica Marins, AKA “Coffin Joe”.
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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the color signatures of various elements when ignited
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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Now, don’t get me wrong. Owen Wilson seems like a decent guy, and I have enjoyed his characters in several movies and shows. But. I also can’t shake this idea that he sounds like a muppet, and imagine him as a muppet who was turned human during a sketch, and they couldn’t figure out how to change him back. And I hope you can understand why that’s distracting.
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Personally, I can forgive that. But what I will subject people to atrocities straight out of a Saw movie for is the sweaty crotch/boob money. I do not give a damn if they've got exact change. That is just nasty and an actual bio-hazard because I, the cashier, typically do not get gloves to handle those excessively soggy bits of currency marinated in your crotch swamp. (I went on disability during the Paninni, but even then I recall only a few people wore gloves to handle money.)
i think cashiers should be allowed to maim and torture people who pay with a $100 bill for <$20 worth of stuff
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6.1.25 - made a felt shrimp doll pattern and rough guide just in case anyone would be interested in making one, too
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