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I want this version for my car

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i feel like the holy spirit delivered the idea for this to me

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i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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This is cute and gentlemanly and all , forgive me if I’m wrong, but since when is touching a woman on the waist with a thumb “copping a feel”? I thought copping a feel was groping somebody?

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JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR

FEMINISM: equality for all sexes/genders

MISANDRY: hatred for men, power for women

MISOGYNY: hatred for women, power for men

MENINISM: a joke. like a literal joke. the concept was created to mock male anti-feminists, but they didn't get the memo and rolled with it like it was a legitimate thing

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People with bad eye sight will understand

Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”

Me: *sweats nervously*

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I was commenting on reviews about american sniper when this dude tried to be a smart ass, facebook is filled with stupid people ..

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ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

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i hope ur happy anon

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tumblr is full of people with sticks so far up their arses that they cannot take a single joke and have to make everything about sexism, racism, feminism, homophobia and literally anything else in the world they can think. fucking live a little 

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A makeup tutorial for meninists, because men deserve the right to look good.