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man if ur a terf just go and write it in ur about and dont make me decipher twenty pro somethings that you claim to be, “pro biology”, I’m pro biology, I like bugs and critters, my yogurt is fucking pro biology. I got better things to do ya dingus 

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my favorite discourse is helicoprion where archaeologists found a fossil from what was pretty much an ancient shark 

but since it was pretty much all cartilage the only fossils were VORTEXES OF PURE TEETH

but people couldn’t agree where it grew so people just kind of

i love him hes doing his best 💙💙💙💙💙

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‪god I can’t wait for g*ame of thrones to be over like culturally can’t wait to move on‬

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Oh my god

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my first goblin experience was getting those lil plastic treasure chests at the dentist to put ur baby teeth in and instead putting any small shiny in there and carrying it around and occasioanlky peeking in and chuckling to myself

these shits

peak goblin culture

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I tried watching “Teen Wolf Too” last night but could not finish it. The main character was named Todd Howard.

WHAT THE FUCK???

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I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

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This is what heterosexual families look like in animation

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also today i was walking my dog and some old dude, in southern fashion, stopped to talk to me about her for a solid 5 minutes and at one point she started barking at something and i said sorry she’s so loud and he said to me “aw that’s alright. she’s a coonhound so she’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at rapture” and then chortled as though he hadn’t just spit the southern equivalent of shakespearean improv at me on the street

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saw a kitty squishing some flowers in the yard and she looked at me like she had arcane secrets 

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thats why he was shaking thank god tony wake him up

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[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

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While you were busy partying, he studied the Blade