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Sometimes, when you’re a little inebriated and in a friend’s bathroom with a beautiful woman…

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That’s the most Hollywood thing I’ve ever heard.

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…yeah, it’d look a little Red Wedding, if I’m being honest.

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

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I would laugh. She might challenge you to a battle to the death.

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

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That little cue card to the face is what I’m gonna need after a rewrite or two.

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

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I had “Jump” looped yesterday so it may be a loud day in the writers room.

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

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I think he has that “broken guy that people wanna fix” energy. And loads and loads of money. He’s probably why all of these billionaires leave their wives late in life for the billionaire playboy lifestyle. Bruce set ‘em up for unrealistic expectations.

You ever think about all the fine women who threw themselves at Bruce Wayne/Batman during the 90’s Batman movies and feel like Jesse when he said Walter can’t keep getting away with it?

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I like drinking while watching you spiral a little about it. It’s what friends do. You just inherited my plight about the pope being a White Sox guy.

You ever think about all the fine women who threw themselves at Bruce Wayne/Batman during the 90’s Batman movies and feel like Jesse when he said Walter can’t keep getting away with it?

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Retweet, as the kids used to say.

You ever think about all the fine women who threw themselves at Bruce Wayne/Batman during the 90’s Batman movies and feel like Jesse when he said Walter can’t keep getting away with it?

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The button had so much extra string on the bottom, it looked like it had a skirt. You sure about that?

Quitting my job so I can foster huskies full time. Good luck, everyone.

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Honestly? Wish I thought of the idea first.

Quitting my job so I can foster huskies full time. Good luck, everyone.

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Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

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Dude. You have got to text me these things before I accidentally blow up your spot again.

Whoever overordered at lunch today is a hoe, I will not elaborate further.

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I thought we were running on a pay rotation!

Whoever overordered at lunch today is a hoe, I will not elaborate further.

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I never looked so interested in an OK Magazine in my life.

In my defense, you look really funny sawing logs. @creativeidiot

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Like, fill it in?

he already has shitty facial hair.