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[drusillaarielle]

Yeah but people have been much more aggravating recently. It may just be that my tolerance for idiocy is decreasing.

Hasn’t it always been that way with you, Dru?

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I'm starting to think that people are getting dumber by the day. Maybe it's just me but I can't be the only one perpetually annoyed and frustrated with everyone I come in contact with. 

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But isn't that your job?

Fuck paperwork, just.. Fuck it somebody should do this for me.

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Okay, well, I'm not drunk. I'm sober. You are still not helpful.

Uh, To see if you needed a glass of water and a ride home?

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Please keep that away from me. I'm fine.

          — You sure? Those motherly instincts I started developing when I got pregnant last year are kind of hitting warning levels.

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Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry about me. I'm good.

Dru, honey, you alright? You seem even more out of it than usual.

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How was that even slightly helpful?

I’m just trying to be helpful.

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That sounds boring. Though the zoo part could be moderately interesting.

Well I was thinking about getting incredibly drunk then breaking into a muggle zoo and free all of the animals and watch as they stampede London. Then I thought I might crown myself the true queen of England and start a petition to reclaim America for England. You know, just the usual weekend warrior deal. That’s slightly interesting I suppose.

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What? No. No, I'm fine. My head is just somewhere else I guess.

You could probably take a few days off to get your head on straight. I can cover for you most of the time.

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For the most part.

Any interesting plans for the weekend or something? I don't know, I'm trying to make small talk or whatever.

Well happy Friday then, Patt. You all together?

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Okay, even if I was drunk right now that'd be none of your business.

Have you been drinking again?

It’s friday, Dru, Have a glass of water.

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I'm just out of it, I guess. The days are kind of melting together at this point.

Who’s judging? I’m politely reminding you what day it is, since you seem to have forgotten for reasons that I’m not pretending to know.

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Don't do that. Don't judge me.

Friday, Dru. You know, the one right before the weekend?

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Right, yeah. I knew that.

Yeah, wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t, working on my weekend bender and all.

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It's Friday?

Yeah, especially considering it’s a friday night. Isn’t this a busy night for the pub?

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I just don't even know what day it is anymore. Monday? Thursday? It doesn't even matter but I just legitimately have no idea and I think that's a problem.

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