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It’s weird knowing that some people who only read smut don’t know what ao3 is. Yeah they’re 30+, but I’m the final fantasy 7 fandom and it is common to see people who are 30+ in there and they basically have been writing self insert sephiroth fanfics for a decade or two.

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Turk Vincent no one loves you like i love you. which is endlessly

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Oh yeah. For the final, mention them in the tags

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JJBA characters be like "Man, it's gonna take FOREVER to find this mysterious stand user we're looking for! Just look at this crowd!"

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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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Oh wow now they've started blocking past participants on Instagram. Eric Saade is Palestinian, the EBU is begging for backlash

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forget about ���is she a stalker” this is the REAL nemona discourse

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Team Leaders (/assorted main villains) version! Obligatory Penny and Piers are only counted because they're the leaders of the "antagonist" teams, tho they're not really villains themselves.

Cyrus generally gets about 3hrs of sleep a week on average, when he actually does sleep, he could sleep thru the end of the world. It makes a road trip with all these other idiots bearable.

Colress mostly doing the "Are we there yet?" to piss Ghetsis off. He stops after they leave Ghetsis stranded.

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Can't wait to see The Evil Business people and Doomsday Cultist make an MLM together

A new Pokémon Masters trailer just dropped and I can't help but love this chart showcasing the relationships between the villainous teams. Everyone wants to kick Giovanni's ass but then we have N and Colress with Ghetsis.

''We need to take down Team Rocket but after that? You are next.''

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Legends Z-A is in the past.

Source 1: Motherfucking Raifort.

This lady HATES the future. Yet she has a poster in her classroom with the exact same text as the Z-A trailer.

If it’s a future development plan why would she have it in her classroom? Answer: It isn’t one.

It’s a historical event

Source 2: The paris redevelopment plan

Lumiose City is based on Paris, and the Z-A game is based around a redevelopment of the city.

That implies it’s based on the Paris Redevelopment Plan, planned by Georges-Eugène Haussmann from 1853 to 1870.

theres a few more things but im posting this now so i dont forget, its like 2am and im starving and exhausted but cant eat or sleep rn

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My grandma got super mad when I compared them to jehovas witness. Despite them being really similar (and Falun Gong having mixtures of Scientology too). Because “JW doesn’t allow blood transfusions” FG doesn’t allow race mixing.

So.

I watched Shen Yun tonight.

I thought it was just traditional Chinese dancing.

I was wrong.

Didn't think I'd be called a cancerous tumor today.

Mom and I have decided to repress the memory after we looked it up online and found out it's a goddamn cult.

The lesson learned today: Fucking look up stuff before you accidentally support anti-evolution propaganda cause you think you're just gonna see some pretty dancing 💃

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Went to see the Shen Yun dancers without knowing ahead of time that they're a doomsday cult. What a deeply weird experience.

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lets try this again with the heights lol

Ur a godsend thank you so much!! Sorry for the inconvenience with this-- tumblr sure is a functioning website. That being said:

SV Character Heights but they're actually correct this time

Main Characters: Protagonist: 60 inches - 5'0" Nemona: 66 inches - 5'6" Penny: 60 inches - 5'0" Arven: 65 inches - 5'5" Sada: 67 inches - 5'7" Turo: 70 inches - 5'10" Gym Leaders: Katy: 69 inches - 5'9" (without hat) Brassius: 70 inches - 5'10" Iono: 64 inches - 5'4" (with heels) Kofu: 71 inches - 5'11" Ryme: 67 inches - 5'7" (with heels) Tulip: 77 inches - 6'5" (with heels) Grusha: 68 inches - 5'8" Pokemon League: Rika: 68 inches - 5'8" Poppy: 38 inches - 3'2" Larry: 77 inches - 6'5" Hassel: 77 inches - 6'5" Geeta: 72 inches - 6'0" Academy Teachers: Miriam: 66 inches - 5'6" Tyme: 67 inches - 5'7" Clavell: 67 inches - 5'7" Dendra: 69 inches - 5'9" Jacq: 71 inches - 5'11" Raifort: 73 inches - 6"1" Salvatore: 75 inches - 6'3" (jeez) Saguaro: 77 inches - 6'5" (HELLO????) Team Star: Giacomo: 70 inches - 5'10" Mela: 60 inches - 5'0" Atticus: 67 inches - 5'7" Ortega: 54 inches - 4'6" Eri: 75 inches - 6'3"

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guy on the street corner looking like he's about to sell you drugs but instead he opens his trenchcoat and pulls one of these bad boys out