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Super telling that every time a tma person voices their opinion you invalidate it and say it’s bait. That’s a pattern with you and it’s not fucking cute.

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i hate bitches with anxiety. wawawawa i can’t go present this because i’ve got anxiety!!! shut the fuck up. i’ve had to present every. single. goddamn. thing. everytime we’ve presented something. i’ve talked. 12+ group presentations. it’s all been me. i’ll fucking kill you.

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i hate bitches with anxiety. wawawawa i can’t go present this because i’ve got anxiety!!! shut the fuck up. i’ve had to present every. single. goddamn. thing. everytime we’ve presented something. i’ve talked. 12+ group presentations. it’s all been me. i’ll fucking kill you.

[dslurcrossing-guarddog]

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i hate bitches with anxiety. wawawawa i can’t go present this because i’ve got anxiety!!! shut the fuck up. i’ve had to present every. single. goddamn. thing. everytime we’ve presented something. i’ve talked. 12+ group presentations. it’s all been me. i’ll fucking kill you.

[dslurcrossing-guarddog]

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i hate bitches with anxiety. wawawawa i can’t go present this because i’ve got anxiety!!! shut the fuck up. i’ve had to present every. single. goddamn. thing. everytime we’ve presented something. i’ve talked. 12+ group presentations. it’s all been me. i’ll fucking kill you.

[dslurcrossing-guarddog]

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i hate bitches with anxiety. wawawawa i can’t go present this because i’ve got anxiety!!! shut the fuck up. i’ve had to present every. single. goddamn. thing. everytime we’ve presented something. i’ve talked. 12+ group presentations. it’s all been me. i’ll fucking kill you.

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I'd do my usual barking thing but I don't want 6 paragraphs explaining how I'm a terf or some shit

how can some of you be this fucking stupid. i swear to god.

[dslurcrossing-guarddog]

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i love when people ask me for hobbies... like hobbies are for people with fucking time. i have goddamn classes. i have busses i need to take. AND i’m trying to keep up with my friends and not ghost like all of them. i don’t have fucking hobbies

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never a good day when I gotta bust out the dslurcrossing guard dog blog. but I'll do it if I must BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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u kinda give off the same vibes as the gaudiest patronus dude just mcyt flavoured

this is legitimately the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me. and you get anons telling me to kill myself every other week.

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u kinda give off the same vibes as the gaudiest patronus dude just mcyt flavoured

this is legitimately the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me. and you get anons telling me to kill myself every other week.

[dslurcrossing-guarddog]

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exs and ohs among us parody lyrics by me

well I had me a crewmate turned him into an imposter

i showed all the crewmates that I murder

woah

then i killed him also

now there's one in cafeteria who's been cursin my name

cause i found me a better lover in the hallway

hey hey

until i vent to medbay

one two three they're gonna vote for me

cause I'm the worst imposter that you ever did see

one two three they're gonna vote for me

they always acting sus but they're still accusing me

the crewmates. and the imposters they haunt me

like ghosts they vote for me, want to eject me

they won't do tasks

amung us

[dslurcrossing-guarddog]

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Wait till Carson finds out call me Carson is a oedophiel 😡😡😡 suspicious like ding ding ding sings jndgd 😕 my mom didn’t love me and we’re here now 👹👹👹 rawr xd suspcieod

um. hi

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@dyke-crossing babe wake up new carson fan blog just dropped

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from now on if anyone acts weird on carson's blog I'm gonna start barking. maybe even biting and killing