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don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again

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World building time again but with tubbo

He has horns, they haven't reached the point were the curl yet but when his older tubbo will have very impressive horns similar to a Welsh mountain sheep or a big horn sheep (otherwise know as rams)

His hair texture is very similar to wool, this is why it's growing over his eyes and more outwards rather than down

If he grew enough hair it could be sheared and spun into wool

When with people he cares about tubbo likes to keep them in his sight or he gets stressed

He used to file his horns down during l'manburg and hide the stumps under his hat as he noticed wilbur couldn't look at him when they became noticable

Schlatt caught him filing them once and banned him from ever doing it again, he also taught tubbo how to properly polish and care for them

Schlatt helping him with his horns and related insecurities is one of the few thing tubbo remembers him being kind

He can become very aggressive depending on the situation or if the person he's confronting turns there back

He will charge at someone, his charges are strong enough to break down doors the only indication that he's about to charge is him lowering his head slightly and the theres no stopping him

He moves incredibly fast when charging, like in you try to get in his way you will end up with a serious injury

He's only properly charged at two people, jschlatt and technoblade (aka the people who would naturally charge back)

He charged at schlatt was near the start of schlatts presidency when the stress of his job and spying got to him and schlatt made an off hand joke at the wrong time, schlatt did lower his horns to meet tubbo and told him to work on his charging

After that schlatt would take him out to charge at trees as stress relief

He charged at technoblade during the doomsday war, techno was swinging at tommy and tubbo just went for technoblade who replied in kind (techno uses his tusks as charging weapons) there was a solid minute where the were locked together which would have been awkward if not for the height difference they only stopped when Tommy took a swing at techno

Techno wont admit it but tubbo would have won

Tubbo has also nearly charged at techno second time when he got to close to the hatch to Michael's room during the syndicates visit to snowchester the only thing that stopped him was phil seeing him lower his head slightly and steering everyone out the house

Tubbo with affectionately headbut people, when he's with michael he will give him a little bonk on the head which michael has started returning much to his delight

He usually settles for headbutting ranboo on the arm but will pull him down if it's just the two of them

When they were younger him and tommy would run at eachother despite Tommy not being built for it in the slightest

He can bleet but refuses to if he can avoid it, he does however bleet in his sleep which ranboo finds adorable

On the flip side because his hair is so soft when they share a bed ranboo will insist on having at least his hand in tubbos hair, which tubbo find adorable

The horns do cause finding a comfortable sleeping position somewhat difficult especially with another person in bed

Micheal like to put things on tubbos horns making it not uncommon to see him walking around covered in sticker or with beads hanging of(he make sure to properly clean his horns when he takes them of)

Micheal can also likes to hold onto tubbos horns and tubbo will just walk around with him there, ranboo doesn't think this is safe

Tubbo has his wedding ring as a gold band around his left horn with gems that match ranboos crown

Tubbo also has special jewelry for his horns for special occasions, the jewelry is made up of silver bands covered in small jewels and chains connecting them

He also has a tail that he tends to hide with his coats, he doesn't hide it as much at home partially because micheal says they match (despite there tails not being remotely similar) and because a sleep deprived ranboo said it was cute

He's very adept to rough terrain which makes his excellent for any supply runs in unfamiliar places or after any disaster that changes terrain

He can eat meat in small quantities however to much makes him feel sick so tends to stick to a more vegetarian diets, in contrast with ranboo who is mainly carnivorous

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Since my guy's heart had been digested here's an AU where Quackity replaced it with a ball of yarn and tugging at the strings controls Schlatt's revived corpse.

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Something fun I realized is that no matter whose fans and apologists you check on - Tommy, Techno, Wilbur, Tubbo, Dream - they're always convinced that they're the outcasts of the DSMP-fandom; that everyone always unfairly shits on their favourite.

Meanwhile I'm sitting over here, Nr. 1 Schlatt-stan, cool as a cucumber, knowing that my character is objectively the best one and that no one would dare challenge that.

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The problem with not well known songs is that there are no lyrics in the internet. I am so afraid i interpted this song the wrong way..

The Northwest Man — "Your mother is dead but it's alright" /safe, this song has 2 likes on yt and one of them is mine and it is not just Why would you run From the ghost of your mom? It's alright, it's alright She just wants to see you smile She'll just stay for a while It's alright, it's alright