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When you already faded and your homie walk into the party
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A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; “you’re safe now”.
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ok but no offense this is the greatest parody to ever exist
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There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
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anakin, a traumatised child with obvious mental health issues that no one’s adressing or trying to help him with: shows signs of maybe not being in the best place mentally
the jedi:
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college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
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i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
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