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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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Since it's watermelon season!
My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!
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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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Dream u will always be famous

THIS IS KILLING ME 😭
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Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it
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Score !!!
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realism practice george edition
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