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mom voice thats cause youre always on that damn toilet
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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
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when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height
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pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day
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