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I had a dream last night that some guy took an axe to my head and it was violently clear I was moments from death so we were just sitting there waiting so I asked him “can I at least suck your dick?” and he said “sure” and that’s how I went out
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u ever think about how horses can just ask for ketamine and the government gives it to them
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everybody shut the HELL up duke onkled gettin it!!!!
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my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds
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