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me whenever i get obsessed with something new and subject my tumblr mutuals to it

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You either die a hero (get unfairly cancelled after 1-2 seasons) or live long enough to become the villain (the last season/final is a shit show)

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𝐊𝐚𝐳 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐤𝐤𝐞𝐫 ˢʰᵃᵈᵒʷ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵒⁿᵉ ˢ¹

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ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪꜰ ᴜ sᴀᴠᴇ

ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ

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more icons SIX OF CROWS on my Pinterest: HERE

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I want him to land on my face

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The crows throughout Shadow&Bone

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stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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“There’ll be peace when you are done” my fucking ass. There’s no peace and I’m not even sure it’s done.

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Is it too much to ask for a 5’3 man with beautiful grey blue eyes to ruin me? 😔

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🤤

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Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

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I forgot to show you all my date for the movie. I spent 3 weeks making him. I love him so.