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her: alright ill come over but you better not be littlest pet shop hermit crab tonight 😒

my dumb ass:

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every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

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thinking about barbarian again

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best gif of all time mayhaps

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Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

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When taylor swift said the greatest films of all time were never made, we all know what she was talking about

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he’s so real 

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anyway i think we all know who the true best character in Goncharov (1973) is

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PAUL DANO AS DWAYNE HOOVER LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (2006), dir. Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris

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noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

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hes waiting by the microwave

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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

AMERICAN PSYCHO 2000, dir. Mary Harron