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they should allow pictures in polls so I can find out what my mutuals perceive as buses or bikes or perhaps crosswalks

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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Oh

My God

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Kuzu: I think I have enough different colors of pins from the museum of fine arts in Boston I could still scam my way in. Just surreptitiously stand by the door until I saw what the days color was

Ship: with your cloak and opera glasses. I was imagining you with like a little spyglass on a cliff trying to spy on the patrons, Batman villain style

Pip: hohohohohi! it's me Batman! the ARTLOOKER!

Ship: fuck dude tell me more about the artlooker

Pip: eehehheheeeeeeoooooyyyeahhahahahaa if you don't wire him two million dollars by four pm he's going to LOOK! at all! of the ART!!!

Kuzu: The art looker doesn’t even steal art they just go to all of Gotham’s finest museums and break into the homes of private collectors to look at the art. One time the art looker broke into Bruce Wayne’s house to look at his portrait collection

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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it you

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Yeah man hit this stuff my cousin found it at the place next to the Sbarro. Yeah its good... super low key but good *takes one hit and is immediately transformed into a dusty puppet with cut strings in the corner of a danish toymaker's abandoned workshop, no sound except for the dull movement of leaves, you can see floating dust in a ray of moonlight pouring through the window onto my face, view pulls out slowly through the entryway as the door slowly closes shut, entire consciousness goes black with the sound of a lock switching into place*

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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i took a 23 and me and it said I was weak of character & predisposed to banditry

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i can read the voynich manusript but im not telling anyone what it says because its honestly problematic as fuck

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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

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turn your haters into your enrichment coordinators at the wildlife rehabilitation center of success

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08/05/2025

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smootie :)