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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

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hard cock at morning....jerkers take warning

hard cock at night.....jerker's delight

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i miss the days when you could cum playing a browser game. now you have to run across a platform in the sky growing ypur righteus army

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this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

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Having a mutual who's a god-tier shitposter but dislikes public attention is like keeping a superhero's secret identity. Ordinary people were not meant for such burdens.

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i love when people reblog from me because then it says my name on their blogs so basically i'm spreading my spores

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gee, thanks for helping me solve my nondeterministic polynomial-time complete problem!

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cuddling

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The back of an embroidered piece is the same creature as the code of a website btw

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My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

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Dude next to me smells like the tooth they just pulled out of my skull two hours ago.

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Airbnb bathroom in Malta, taken from the wet floor of the shower. Don't like the lip on that shower.

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Literally

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