One day I will atone for my sins
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Do you wanna do a role play where I'm a dude with something wrong with him and you're a bug
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.ย it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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