duckey89
duckey89
All things life
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Been on this rollercoaster ride called Earth since '99 Married to @the-ruler-of-death (Sep. 26, 2020)
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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Delicious. We love to see it.
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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You have to admit it's funny
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add this to the dsm
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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actually fuck you worldbuilding
world where lines of succession and first-born are extremely important (not just for royalty, but also for common folk, but more emphasis is placed on royalty) because when you die, you can choose to stay behind as a ghost. except only your firstborn child can see and hear you.
royal families are built on this, with long lines of ghosts standing behind whoever the current ruler is. craftspeople who always have their parents in their ear telling them exactly how to be perfect.
this is consistent; a ghost can only see the ghosts it would have been able to see in life, so passing information from generations past is always a game of telephone.
of course this whole thing can be bluffed and exploited in a variety of extremely fun ways.
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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This case was dated March 26th, 1987 in the episode notes, so I'm going to assume that's Freddie's official birthday. Happy belated birthday, prescient dread-tracking murder-computer! 🥳
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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But here's the stomper
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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im unshadowbanned so i can FINALLY see my favorite ask ive ever recieved and im screenshotting it here so i never lose it
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WE are going to GUCK you to DEARTH
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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Twitter: as a child you identified with curious George because he was a stand in for children like you, but as an adult you want to fuck the man in the yellow hat
Facebook: like if you remember curious George, comment for Jesus
Tumblr: I would’ve put curious George down
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
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duckey89 · 2 days ago
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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over
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While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again.
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