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The Picture of Dorian Gray has three characters:

Dumbass with daddy issues

Nihilist with daddy issues

a man who legit just wanted to paint a painting, goddamn

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I'll tell you what. It takes a lot to make me properly angry, but the notion, the actual notion, that there are some members of the Tory party who are contemplating supporting Boris Johnson, a man that they literally forced out of power just four months ago, back into 10 Downing Street is just the absolute straw.

Forgetting the fact that;

he is a criminal, found guilty of breaking his own covid lockdown laws

he consistently lied about the fact that he broke said laws

his government paid millions and millions of taxpayers' money to their friends and relatives for PPE that didn't work and had to be destroyed

he agreed to waive the need for that money to be paid back into the government coffers

he didn't sack his Home Secretary after she broke the Ministerial code when found guilty of bullying and intimidation of her staff

he paid a woman he was alleged to have been having an affair with large sums of public money and allowed her to attend trade trips with him whilst he was London mayor (and lied about it)

He illegally tried to close down Parliament

Brexit

he lied about knowing an MP's history of inappropriate behaviour when he appointed him as a government minister

he was sacked from a previous job as a journalist for making up a quote i.e. lying

And these are just the things that have come to me off the top of my head. There are so many more.

Boris Johnson is not coming back because he loves the Tory Party.

Boris Johnson is not coming back because he loves the British public.

Boris Johnson is coming back because he loves Boris Johnson.

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Exact moment each world leader in turn realizes Trump mis-signed new NAFTA agreement

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women’s march 2019

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season one of the magnus archives is so funny. the archivist really is like “statement of one charlie flipflop who claims to have been stalked by a sentient piece of rope. frankly, this sounds like a load of horseshit to me. unfortunately we couldnt follow up on this statement as mr. flipflop has died by manner of being strangled by a rope in his own home. what seems unusual is the fact that there were no signs of forced entry, and cameras show no one but charlie entering his apartment the week of the murder. anyways, i hate my fucking job. statement ends. 

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From the New York Times, 10/13/1918: “Baby canaries, whose parents along with many other pet birds once belonging to French families and more recently to German invaders, came into the possession of the British a few weeks ago when the Allies recaptured many villages of Western France from the fleeing Teutons. These youngsters were not hatched in German captivity, and are afraid of no man, least of all their master, a British officer.”

[Description: A sepia image of a smiling man with short hair, holding a cigar in his teeth; two fledgling canaries are perched on the cigar, glaring balefully at him.]

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i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”

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GO LISTEN TO “Z” BY ME+MAD

I JUST FOUND THEM AND ITS SO GOOD

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Plumas Independent, Quincy, California, October 30, 1918