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kinda crazy to remember people actually read the yuri i wrote at age fourteen,, thanks guys
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i'm a mostly gay girl but occasionally i'll find a guy cute but then he opens his mouth and says something so stupid it makes me go oh thank god! nevermind :) and that's my sexuality
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out with love triangle where the people at opposite ends of the triangle are enemies
in with love triangle where the people at the opposite ends of the triangle are aggressively supportive of each other's efforts to the point of it being potentially detrimental to their own.
bonus points if there's sexual tension between the two
source: i am witnessing the second situation with my friends in real time and it is infinitely less stressful and more entertaining. not only are they civil, they actively bond over having a mutual crush. they get together to plan how they are both going to confess and make sure they are not stepping on each other's toes. it's so great
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#a few weeks ago i was out of town and i got back like three hours before a big assignment was due#felt like absolute death waned to just collapse into bed and not do it#so i went and took a shower#shit worked miracles i got the thing done AND had time to eat a real meal after!#it's not just feeling clean i think warm water on body is just incredibly soothing
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there's something uniquely humbling about when you get excited about something so deeply nerdy and specific to your set of interests that none of your friends can even begin to fathom why the hell you can't stop talking about it they just sit there going mhm waiting patiently for you to change the subject
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love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged
#i'm not a woman in STEM#and i don't think fox mulder gave me my autism i already had that#nor did scully make me gay i also already had that#she did make me obsessed with women in suits specifically though
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Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this
[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]
(edit: *your showers not you showers)
#yall i try to keep em 20 min or under#but sometimes i look at the clock and realize it's been 40 minutes and i'm like oh god oh shit#i don't think 45 minutes to an hour showers are good or normal necessarily but it happens to the best of us
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she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead
#starting conversations with strangers in irish? perfectly fine and cool#starting conversations with their friends who expressly do not want to is annoying though#the friends getting annoyed when OP tries to speak it with others in public is kinda an ahole move as well#really cool that OP is using their irish and keeping it alive#but generally it's so frustrating when a friend refuses to talk to you in a way you understand#when they have the choice to do so#feels like they don't care as much about connecting with you
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i wish my friends actually liked me and weren't just putting on an elaborate hoax because one week into hanging out with me they realized i'm legitimately insufferable to be around but it was too late so they doubled down hahahaha
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a wonderful ao3 author note
#this would be me ok#nothing really bad has ever happened to me#and don't get me wrong i'm grateful#but i do worry it will mean my writing is less impactful
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you could never make me spend 80 dollars on a video game honestly
#most i will ever pay is like $20 unless i am REALLY certain it will be worth it#this is why i don't own a console i just play cheap shit off steam
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egg magical girl where she's like "man, i wish i could be a girl all the time, this is so fun! sucks im a guy the rest of the time when im not in uniform."
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sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
#this but with whole shows instead of characters#sometimes the thing i'm into is bad or cringe and i know that but i can't help it#or even really explain
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Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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