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this is the dawning of the age of asparagus

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a Straight Couple™: *goes through each others phones behind their backs, accuses eachother of cheating, wont let their S/O be friends with people of the opposite gender, "did you just let that bitch borrow a pencil ?!"

everyone: lol so relatable haha

me, a Borderline™: needs near constant attention and reassurance that my S/O doesn't hate me so that i don't spiral into a complete mental breakdown

everyone: um .,, wow .. thats really abusive and manipulative .,, //:

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comin out of my cage and im actually not doing all that good

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Our popular  "Mythical Creature and Cryptid Skeleton Identification Chart" is now available as a throw blanket. Just in time for the cold. 

You  can get one in our Etsy shop.

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“likes on a selfie won’t change how you feel about yourself!! uwu” well thanks there ol buddy ol pal but consider….i need validation about as much as i need oxygen as a side-effect of my personality disorder

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chloe: i miss rachel so much

chloe: rachel was my angel

chloe: i am literally in love with rachel amber

max: wow they were such good friends

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me too ellie

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Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs (1992)

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Do you ever feel like you’re missing out on so much just because of being who you are and not someone else? Whenever I see a beautiful girl I wonder how it must feel to be that beautiful and if I’ll ever feel like that. Or when I see someone who’s confident and extroverted and I imagine how nice and easy it must be to be that way. Or when I see someone that’s my age who has already accomplished so much or been in so many places and experienced so many things, I can’t help but feel like time is falling from my hands like sand and I’m not getting better or going anywhere. I grew up watching movies and reading stories that made me believe that life was supposed to be constantly exciting and I haven’t felt that way many times and I just feel so stuck being myself. I wish I could be someone else for a while.

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chloe: i miss rachel so much

chloe: rachel was my angel

chloe: i am literally in love with rachel amber

max: wow they were such good friends

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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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I got ready for work like three hours early

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horse people are weird

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yeah but hear me out 

nicki minaj in the out of my mind video as harley quinn

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pls