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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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saw a tiktok that was making good points except it was like "if you're over 23 you shouldn't even know anyone under 20 unless they're family and it's weird if you do" and I just. have you guys ever had coworkers. students. family friends. clubs. is no one going back to school for their BA/MA/PhD. what kind of isolated world are you living in where as a 23+ year old you never interact w anyone under the age of 20. this idea that even Talking to anyone younger than you is somehow predatory is absolutely insane god I hate western individualism so bad. no your best friend ever probably shouldn't be a teenager when you're a grown ass adult but we do in fact need to be in community w people younger than us

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unrestrained summer fun

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I think about this image at least once a day

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Gale eating a boot like a wild gazele. That image plagues my mind.

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Trauma dumping becoming a popularized term is just so fucking sad idk that’s one of the worst ones used casually obv there will always be people who say and ask too much from people who cant and don’t know how to handle it but it becoming some sort of pop psychology criminal offense is insane. like someone constantly oversharing is a huge sign something is very wrong you just need to understand that sometimes you’re not the one to fix it and can walk away if need be. Not talk massive shit and play victim ruining someone’s life because they told you too much about their childhood or something just keep it moving

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sorry i'm late boss my dog was leaning on me and when i tried to move she made a little sigh

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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

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Ship of Theseus robotgirl who slowly gets her parts replaced, one by one, over the course of weeks or months. She doesn't realize it, not really, It's just a little better or a little different each time she wakes up. And then finally her CPU is replaced and she wakes up a brand new robot girl but she's got all of the same memories because her hard drives were copied over...

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definitely my favorite part of buying toilet paper and paper towels is the Myst-like puzzle game where every package's total amount of Usable Paper Product is expressed not in terms of volume or surface area but instead as a relative expression of how many times more paper is contained in this product than some other product, which itself defines its capacity in relation to others, and so on down the line into infinity. feels like a Blue Prince scenario where i need to press a series of hidden buttons to reveal a breakable wall with a hint behind it that serves as a cipher allowing me to finally convert the capacity of Bounty Double Plus Rolls into square meters, which, when expressed to enough significant digits and interpreted as longitude and latitude, conveys the exact location where i will eventually die

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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dolls and robots are just acoustic and electric versions of the same idea

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abusing tumblr image limits to put together my emergency disco propaganda kit. for future reference or something