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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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This has to be the most beautiful thing one can say about a person

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new one

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And I'm getting there! One rolled head at a time :)

”the internet is an evil place!!” for you. i have a mile long blocklist and the best mutuals ever

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Intriguing that this is how we confirm multiple universes exist, and that they are.... Nuanced.

Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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Trans women ***are women***. Saying something happens to one will affect the other is starting from a place of bias. What is done to one affects *all* because they're ***all*** women.

For almost no increase in security for women, the trans community would be made to feel even more vulnerable and marginalised.

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... Puppies? You mean kittens?

Invite the photographer to meet his puppies....

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This ear infection is literally the worst thing happening in the world right now.

I am off to check the news.

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just want to freeze time until I stop being depressed and am ready to live my life in this world without missing out on life opportunities and being left behind

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W. Raith is my business partner and current floor manager. I ask you respect them as you would me. Just... Maybe don't hold eye contact as long as you would with me.

you should probably worry about the wraith as well

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I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

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Consider: the platypus is God's Tower-of-Babel to man's attempt to classify the known world.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.