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hi! would you mind showing how you get that texture in your brushes? or just showing brush settings in general? i just really love the textured aesthetic your work has and i'd love to include something similar in my own work

I got my brushes from Dave Rapoza’s Bog Witch bundle in Gumroad I also occasionally use Grzegorz Rutkowski’s brush pack as well (also in Gumroad) But like 98% of the time I just use these three 

i use 40 the most tho

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jonadio 

Your truths, painful and boring 

 repeat themselves over & over 

perhaps because you own 

so few of them

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Happy boys 💕

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Ended up watching The God of Highschool since the animation looked so darn good!

And woah! It was a fun watch! The pacing was a little fast since I’m pretty sure they were just trying to cram a lot in because they didn’t know if they’d get another season, but, I really liked all the characters and it was just a visual feast!

I’m just a sucker for good kids ;;;

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Douma: Am I just a Joke to you?

Muzan: Yes actually, your foolish schemes are quite entertaining.

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hii! in honour of valentine's day, can you please give me some pick up lines the demons/demon slayers would say✌🥺 have a good day btww!

I’m terribly sorry for getting to you this late! There’s a lot of characters and as you all know, I was on a bit of an unwilling hiatus lately. Hopefully, I will be able to make up for the wait with this. Some of them will have more than one pick up line, some of them will even have serious ones since I felt like it would be better that way than to just meme my way through.

Demons and Demon Slayers Pick up Lines

Demons

Muzan: Not only would I kill for you but I would die for you all the same.Or: Do you prefer men or women? I just want to know how to boost my chances with you.

Kokushibou: My eyes are only on you.Or: My blood art is called Flesh sword. Want me to impale you?

Douma: I’ve been guiding people to paradise my whole life but only now did I finally find my own.Or: You’re lucky I’m not hungry because you sure are a snack!

Akaza: You should get a tattoo like me because you just stole my heart.Or: Wanna play basketball? Your hands can be the basket and I’ll give you the balls.

Hantengu: Every last bit of me likes you. Including the one that hates everyone.Or: I’d ask you out but you would most likely say no so I’ll just sit here and cry over a bottle of vodka and a whole chocolate cake. If you change your mind, I’ll share with you.

Nakime: I can make you fall for me in more ways than one.

Gyokko: Something’s fishy – you’re not dating me yet!Or: Wanna hold hands? I’ve got six of them!

Daki: Most humans are disgusting but you’re not so bad.

Gyutaro: The benefit of dating me is you would never have to worry about anyone wanting to steal me away from you.

Kaigaku: (before we get to him, here, have my exact thought process)

Kaigaku: You thought your first kiss would be Zenitsu but it was I, Kaigaku!Or: I’m gonna eat your peaches like no one has before.

Enmu: I’d like to drive my train in your station tonight.Or: Let’s see… This is like a dream for me. To die by your hand in person. And I so enjoyed hearing the other demons’ last gasps! I feel so blessed! Because I love to see others in despair and agony. Because it’s like a dream come true for me. I thank you for leaving me for last! (that was a pick-up line and you cannot convince me otherwise)

Rokuro: I was meaning to ask you out but then I realized how incredibly stupid that would be. I’ll leave you alone forever now.

Wakuraba: Damn, I’m losing my head over you.

Mukago: I accidentally bought two tickets to a scary movie so I’m looking for a cuddle partner right now. You interested?

Rui: Let’s play house. I could be your boyfriend.

Kamanue: Sure, it’s easy for you to say you can do better but what am I supposed to do when I want the best?

Sister Spider demon: My thread may be smooth as silk but good luck getting out of it once you’re tied to my bed.

Brother Spider demon: You know, my poison isn’t the only thing I can fill you with.

Father Spider demon: (Honestly, I have no idea. He isn’t exactly well-spoken. My best guess is he would just throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and take you with him.)

Mother Spider demon: I hope you like bad girls because I am bad at everything!

Kyogai: They say you can’t write what you don’t know. Would you like to help me write the most romantic story ever?

Susamaru: Even if you say no, I will hug you with all my eight limbs like a giant spider until you go out with me.Or: I’d let you play with my balls any day.

Yahaba: If you don’t come to me on your own, I can simply make you, you know?

Swamp demon: We’re a package deal of everything you may ever need – the voice of reason, the voice of emotion and the voice that will break your enemies’ eardrums.

Hand demon: Ever heard of kitsune udon? Would you like me to make some for you?

Temple demon: I ain’t no saint but damn do I pray you’re single!

Tamayo: Eternity is a curse but by your side, I wouldn’t mind staying cursed forever.Or: If I weren’t already obsessed with ruining the life of another person, you would be on top of my list.

Yushiro: Lady Tamayo might have competition in you soon, you better watch out.

Nezuko: It doesn’t matter if the sun doesn’t burn me because your smile is much brighter anyway!

Demon Slayers

Yoriichi: I couldn’t slay Muzan but you, I am quite sure I can.

Jiggoro: It may be hard and it may be painful but after this hellish training is completed, our garden will be magnificent!

Urokodaki: I’m very good with children. Some of them even lived beyond their sixteenth birthday.

Shinjuro: At least if you marry me, you’ll get two great sons to compensate.

Uzui: I’m opening up the applications for my fourth wife position. Interested?

Himejima: Though I lived in a temple, I am not exactly a monk. I have made no celibacy promise.

Kyojuro: Darling, you set my heart ablaze!Or: Would you like to see my crimson red blade?

Obanai: Are you a snake charmer, because I sure am charmed.

Mitsuri: In the name of love, please go out with me!

Muichiro: I lost my phone number. Could I get yours?

Shinobu: You believe in female supremacy? Good.

Kanae: Let’s start as friends and maybe we can work our way up? Let’s work hard!

Genya: You know, demons aren’t the only thing I can eat really well.

Tanjiro: You smell really nice. Would you mind if I got a taste as well?

Sanemi: I will not share my ohagi with you but that doesn’t mean I don’t care, ok? Just so we’re clear.

Giyuu: As the water pillar, I know a lot about making people wet. Especially with tears.

Zenitsu: PLEASE MARRY ME OR I’LL DIE ALONE!Or: Do you like bad boys? No? Oh, thank goodness!

Inosuke: Among the boars, I would sing for you and give you lots of hugs and attention. Will you let me try even though you’re human?

Kanao: The coin told me to say yes to whatever request you may have. Pick wisely.Or: I was told to follow my heart. And it lead me to you.

Murata: I’m a completely average guy but sometimes that’s better than someone special, right?

Aoi: I may be frail but I can handle brats like you just like you deserve – with lots of love and strict training routine.

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tag urself: demon edition

(see: squad edition)

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Change my mind 😹

The image of Uzui in the upper right corner is a coloring by @3lizab3t !

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KNY x HARRY POTTER 🎃🐍🍭✨ I had so much fun with this, Happy Halloween everyone!

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200 followers special ♡

NSFW ALPHABET!

A- aftercare

Muzan is busy, so he usually tells you to go and take shower quickly, if you want to cuddle with him. He tries to make time for you, and if he cant - he will order upper moon to give you food or other cravings.

B -his favourite body part

He adores your chest. Your breast and shoulders are utterly attractive to him. Size doesnt matter as long as its his

C - cum

Muzan has breeding kink, he wants it all inside you, he doesnt care if you get pregnant or not (unless he wants a kid) but it's going inside you. If you are giving him bj, you better swallow it all up

D- dirty secret

He dislikes changing the sheets after your sex, he loves your smell. (Though if it's a big mess, he will change it)

E- experience

Oh boy, he lived for many years and dated lots of women, he is really experienced. He know how to spot your triggers and everything.

F- favourite position

Any will do, as long as he can see your lovely face.

H- hair

He's fully shaved, his body is perfection

I- intimacy

He is really intimate and romantic, weather you are his lover of fake wife. You wont know difference. If he really loves you, he will make it special.

J- jack off

Muzan isnt a guy to masturbate, he would rather have his needs taken care of. But if you are gone for more than a month and he really misses you, he will jack off.

K-kink

Breeding kink, daddy kink and lowkey has rape kink, he would melt to see your terrified mimics under him as he forcefully takes you.

L- location

Depends on your taste mostly, but his king size bed is his favourite place. Or the deep and endless fortresses rooms

M- motivation

What turns him on? Your body, you in lingerie or naked. Your scent and voice is his wettest daydream. Also you sitting on his lap/crotch

N-NO

His turn off's?

Threesome/you asking to have sex with someone else. Muzan wants you all to himself, no question. Or you asking him to change his gender in the middle of action

O-oral

Giving or receiving~ he's the best at giving and he is the dominant one.

P-pace

He has more than one heart, honey he is whole ass machine. He is fast, but if you want him to go slow or medium, it isnt much of a trouble for him

Q-quickie

He dislikes quickies, for him- sex should be romantic and intimate. But if he has no time and wants you, he will do it.

R-risk

He is ready for everything, he is rich, strong and powerful. There is no such a thing as "risk" for him. Having sex 10 minutes before sunrise in the forest? Fuck yeah, challenge accepted

S-stamina

Do I even have to explain? He can last atleast 50 rounds, until you pass out

T-toys

Meh, he dislikes them. In his opinion there is nothing better at making you cum than his dick. He wont let you own a toy

U-unfair

He is a tease, especially in front of other beings, but once you are alone, he wont tease you.

V-volume

Some low grunts and growls there and there but he is more silent type, he would rather hear you scream.

Z-zzz

How quickly he falls asleep? Not soon at all, he is a demon, he will probably wait until you are asleep and he will leave you, dressing up and doing his regular stuff

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