dudeimsj
dudeimsj
Quail Eggs
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I'm SJ! Ive been on and off this fucking website for 15 years. Portland-ish, Oregon born and raised. Libra as fuck. 👊the only good nazi is a dead nazi👊
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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We all know existential dread, but I propose (and please tell be if this is already a thing) existential awe.
Sometimes when I handsew or weave or something I get this immense feeling of connection to humanity. People for thousands of years all over the world have sat down and sewn a garment. Archeologists find needles and awls all the time. When I'm tablet weaving I have the same frustration at the arduous process of threading the tablets as the person 2600 years ago must have felt when they made the bands that were found in a celtic man's burial mount not far from my home. They probably also felt their back after a few hours of this.
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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you know what really gets my goat?
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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The horse that i rode in on: What the fuck did i do???
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded
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dudeimsj · 4 months ago
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cocked that up. they're way too small
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