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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse
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PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
source?
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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
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you are just mad at me because I put your sect to the sword, which is frankly immature of you, because I've done that to a lot of other sects
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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding
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This freehand dip pen tech priest from last year on mixed media paper.
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if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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he meowed so we have to seal him away forever
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