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Sheesh

I think I almost fell for propaganda and sold 14 years and probably the ability to face myself in the mirror for my government

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I hate making these stupid fucking life altering decisions.

Why the fuck do I have to know where I want to be in 14 years when I'm only 18???

That's almost my whole lifespan so far.

And why does everybody keep talking about the choice I take as if it was their fucking business??? Like, I don't mind their opinions, I really don't but why do they have to act as of I'm personally insulting them with my actions.

Like, bitch, it's already very difficult to me, why do you have to make it even harder?

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I fucking deserve this last this last cig

He fucking raped my feet

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Ahh yeah, my two comfort movies,,

Nimona and Scream

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Bitch, hold up,, wait a secccc

I think I found my killer queen

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Using my old phone to play spicy games on was the best idea of my day

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Yesterday a friend of mine asked me to tell the gender of the dead rat they found.

I couldn't decide so I obviously went to miss duckduckgo for help. I put 'rat penis' into the search engine, like the genius I am.

I got furry porn. I don't know what I was expecting.

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Every morning I wake up with a song stuck in my head. Sometimes it's a leftover of my dream, sometimes it's only related to it and sometimes it's utterly random.

Usually I love it, they are if not funny, then funky at least. However they can be terrifying too.

Some months ago I dreamt of a nightmare. I was being stabbed over and over again by an emotionless statue. I couldn't move or breathe. It's face was morphing into my loved ones face's

I woke up to 'the red means I love you', and it was uncomfortably loud too.

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What do you mean there is something called Elvis verse on tumblr??

What do you mean i only found out about it 3 mins ago??

What do you mean—???

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It happened again!!! (Pt 2)

It's Game Changers (???) this time.

I have not heard of this, I have not seen this before, I have 0 ideas what this is.

It is very appealing however. Unfortunately I am currently hyperfixating hard so this will be queued in my mind for a bit.

Every once in a while a random fandom appears on my dashboard and it just refuses to leave. And to be honest I usually just accept my fate and go with it.

Like, yeah, I have no idea who this green haired blorbo with pigtails is, but the fandom loves them with their yaoi obsession. And you know what? So do I.

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So my first ever hyperfixation was (probably) Scooby-doo. Let me tell ya, I was down bad, for years I would watch the two OG shows on repeat.

And dun-dun-duuun. The hyperfixation is so back!!! I dunno how it happened but I spent the whole day binge-watching Scooby-doo: Mystery Incorporation.

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The shame after an anger outburst is even worse than after a panic attack

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Dealing with my broody mother, my angry teenager sister, my childish demanding father,

makes me wonder if I'm no jester but a regular fool

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Literally just realised my three favourite animated movies were the productions of the same studio.

(Ice age, Spies in disguse, Nimona by: Blue sky Studios)

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I don't think anybody actually knows how much physical pain I'm actually constantly in.

To be honest it's no surprise, considering even I don't bother to acknowledge it half the time

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It happened again!!!

Aaaand it is stuck. In fact it got to a point it became a whole ass hyperfixation.

Every once in a while a random fandom appears on my dashboard and it just refuses to leave. And to be honest I usually just accept my fate and go with it.

Like, yeah, I have no idea who this green haired blorbo with pigtails is, but the fandom loves them with their yaoi obsession. And you know what? So do I.

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Clenched my jaw so hard for so long I got a headache