tumblr is for showing my spouse all the best and worst things i can find on the internet. i craft, i play ttrpgs, i touch grass, i pet animals, i videogame. the statue in the profile pic is trying to suck her own toes. experienced tumblrina who returned when you could see nipples again. whore linguist chronically out of work. she/her. i'm about 28 but don't be a cop about it. in fact don't be a cop about anything.
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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision
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gale of waterdeep: "hi is this tav i'm hungie. have i reached tav because i'm hungie. what would be the best magic item to get if i'm quite hungie. i like boots. let's get a very rare because i'm hungie. because i'm hungie. ugh i'm so hungie. i'm hungie. "
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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Madonna Ciccone is still at large.
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) dir. Eric Appel
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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I literally spent like a couple hours on this you guys can kick me out of the fandom for this one
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astarion ending board! inspired by that one screenshot where astarion goes to hide after getting burnt by the sun
#we haven't even finished act 3 yet and i've seen many people heartbroken that you can't go after him :(((((((#bg3#baby#i mean#astarion
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Thinking of how there's the option to eat the tadpole in bg3 and how laios would probably eat it if he was in the game
(Senshi only stops him so he can eat it gourmet/cooked)
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