use it yourself HOW ms griddle
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camp counselor ronance au! trade with @maggierosestudio 🩵
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just writing the most batshit stupid dialogue imaginable and then trying to figure out how to join it up with the sappy dialogue I wrote this morning in a different document just to get my words flowing but actually I think it might fit in this stupid thing im writing if i can just find an appropriate break in the stupidity?
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ah man. i was actually rooting for the giants to have turned a triple play on us there but oneill was safe by a step. that was pretty as hell though you have to respect it.
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ceddanne rafaela just turned a slick double play and i said "beautiful." and then aggie appeared like magic next to me like "i heard my name human please pet me"
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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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spending most of the day hiding under a blanket because im having a light sensitivity headache kind of day and i keep emerging like "maybe i feel better now?" but unfortunately i do not feel better now
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hey i noticed you didn’t like any of my posts today are we broken up?
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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim
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