My fetish is the flat fleshy part on the side of a catgirl’s head where her ears would be if she was human.
do i look like sigmund freud to you
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executed publicly in king arthur's court for referring to the lady of the lake as a MILF
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remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes
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why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.
I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!
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