Oh shit. Mr. Prez has jungle fever.
Vincent watches Scandal
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"Reasons My Baby Gorilla Is Crying: The stethoscope is too cold."
Submitted By: Monique M.
Location: California, United States
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Who doesn’t love a good butt-crack?
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I love this for so many reasons. Is it for real? I don’t really care because it is amazing.
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Photoshopped or custom-made shirt?
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Women who don't respect other women don't deserve my respect
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I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”
Aziz Ansari (via sadgurl95)
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i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
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You are my sweetest downfall. I loved you first.
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Jack’s Mannequin | “Dark Blue”
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