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Turkey: Something better, idk.

Sparrow: Like what? go for a run... like that's a thing some people do on purpose

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Juliette: I try to be. I adore strawberries and raspberries too, berries in general are just phenomenal. I don't see why we can't have nuts and fruits though; those two pair together really well, as evidenced by even the most simple pleasures aka a peanut butter sandwich.

Sparrow: The only peanut butter that is worth anything is the chunky one. The smooth one is easily forgettable. pb&j with sliced strawberries is amazing though.

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Waldo: nice lmao knew that was part of it

Sparrow: easier to tell people what they want to hear

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Waldo: and here i thot it was because i was cute lolol

Sparrow: does help that youre not bad to look at

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Juliette: That's completely fine by me. We can leave the chocolate out altogether, in all truth. Fruit and ice cream is clearly the superior combination.

Sparrow: You are a great friend! I completely agree... Strawberries and raspberries are my favorites with ice cream. But also depends on if we're going down the nuts route for toppings, because then it has to be pistachios and walnuts.

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Turkey: No, try again.

Sparrow: But that's how you get untired... What do you want me to recommend?

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Waldo: ive got a pen with ur name on it if u want it. its full of some real good shit. i swear it put me to sleep for two days straight.

Sparrow: thnx, knew there was a reason y youre one of my fave people

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Turkey: I'm so fucking tired.

Sparrow: Go to bed then?

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Juliette: I've been craving a build your own sundae bar for like all of summer so you've got to help me set one up!

Sparrow: I can help within reason... Keep the chocolate away from me unless you want me to die!

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Turkey: No, the literal place that dreams go to die is something that's still hotly debated by scholars.

Sparrow: So what are the options that are up for debate?

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Turkey: You still hate it here? Really?

Sparrow: Of course I do. It's literally the place where dreams go to die!

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Jackie: where do you work that lets you take off to talk to squirrels?? this is in important question.

Sparrow: It was my scheduled day off. Yelling at squirrels has nothing to do with work. Maybe get a job at a zoo if you want to talk to at animals at work.

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Ripley: Listen, you can't expect me to be on guardian watch when I'm ALSO getting wasted

Sparrow: Well at least we know that you're a rubbish guardian that can't be trusted

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Swan: Where are we going? You know I'll be there to check any jerk who gets on your nerves.

Sparrow: It's just a party someone I don't like is throwing but I told a friend that I'm going so now you have to suffer too.

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Turkey: Auradon doesn't make sense though. It never does.

Sparrow: That's part of why I hate it so much here. I only put up with it because it's where most of my favourite people are most of the time.

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Waldo: sounds more like a job for our fave detective ally!

Sparrow: I can't believe I didn't think of that! Thanks waldo, you have great ideas.

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Turkey: Well, when they make those, I'll find you one.

Sparrow: I'm sure if they make medals for dumb auradon sports there must be adulting medals. It only makes sense